Chapter 10: Dian Wei Battles Lu Bu

Guan Yu prayed to the heavens: Oh, immortal, what should I do

Zheng Feng: Do not kill, without Lü Bu, Dong Zhuo's strength will be weakened

Lü Bu was enraged and ordered the troops to attack, stating that all individuals, except for Diao Chan, were to be killed without exception

Guan Yu: Do you mean that Dong Zhuo should maintain the current situation

Looking up, Zheng Feng was sitting on the opposite sofa, completely focused on playing with his phone

Guan Yu: This is a good thing; Lü Bu is doomed.

Guan Yu: Then I shall not be polite

Why does every level require payment?

What should I do? It is all thanks to Lü Bu.

Zheng Feng can no longer manage so much, so he directly confirms and simultaneously approves the application

Guan Yu: I understand, Zhang Liao has been taken care of by me

Guan Yu: Alright, let's kill this scoundrel as soon as we leave the city

Zhang Liao?" Guan Yu exclaimed in surprise

Zheng Feng was extremely annoyed and decided to see what kind of appearance this fellow Lu Bu had

A pile of dung is worth 50 taels of gold, and there are only 300 taels left in the WeChat account. Forget it, if the gold is not enough, I will ask Liu Bei for more.

Guan Yu said to Lü Bu: "I will fight you one-on-one; if you lose, you will let us go."

Zheng Feng suddenly recalled the incident of Guan Yu protecting his sister-in-law over a thousand miles. Once Brother Guan decided to protect his sister-in-law, he would be unyielding and ensure her safe arrival at her destination

Guan Yu sent a message: Immortal, Lü Bu just said he could surrender in order to save his life. He is the number one fighter in the world; if my elder brother were to obtain him, it would truly be like adding ten wings to a tiger

"I will not leave my sister-in-law behind," Guan Yu said

Zheng Feng, in the dialogue box with Lü Bu, cursed: "Bastard!"

Zheng Feng exclaimed in dismay, "This is terrible, Lü Bu actually came, and what about Guan Yu?"

"Brother Guan, you make me wish for death; being a person is truly difficult" Zhang Liao said with a face full of anguish

Lü Bu, feeling helpless, had no choice but to return to Chang'an on foot

Dian Wei jumped off his horse and pointed his spear at Lu Bu's head, saying: "Recognize this."

Zhang Liao shook his head repeatedly, indicating that it was impossible, and both sides became deadlocked

Sister Zhang felt a warmth on her face, realizing that she had just thought inappropriately. Zheng Feng was undoubtedly a man of integrity; how could he possibly be lustful for her beauty

"Return my horse," said Lü Bu

Lü Bu commanded loudly: "Cease the attack and let them go."

What on earth, at a critical moment, Guan Yu has also come to cause trouble

Guan Yu complied with the order

Release Guan Yu? Then he is also disloyal to Lü Bu

Guan Yu saw that the immortal did not respond for a long time, so he decided to take a risk and fight his way out of the city

The broad-faced general is indeed Zhang Liao. Upon seeing Guan Yu, he felt quite awkward; what should he do when he unexpectedly encounters an old buddy?

Zheng Feng: I am an ancient celestial deity, here to command you to release Guan Yu

As soon as I touched the East City Gate, I was discovered

The negotiation failed, and Guan Yu was unwilling to leave, which left Zheng Feng feeling somewhat frantic

Sister Zhang finally woke up, feeling invigorated, and her cold had disappeared; indeed, Zheng Feng's pills were miraculous

After leaving Chang'an for several dozen li, Guan Yu finally released Lü Bu, but the Red Hare horse remained restrained and would not let go

"Leave the sister-in-law behind, you all go out of the city first," a voice reached Guan Yu's ears

Zheng Feng: The Red Hare will eventually belong to you, what is the difference between early and late

Zhang Liao, filled with fervor, drew his sword and committed suicide

Unexpectedly, WeChat popped up a message: Lu Bu is the future overlord, adding friends requires 100 taels of gold

Guan Yu: Rest assured, the Fairy Sister will enjoy wealth and prosperity on the plain

"What about you?" Zhao Yun asked

Zhang Liao opened the city gates, and Guan Yu escorted Lü Bu out of the city

Zheng Feng: Lu Bu's loyalty is low, and using him is harmful

Then find a pile of feces from the emoji bar and click send

Zheng Feng secretly cursed, "Guan Yu, you bastard. Lu Bu has taken a liking to Diao Chan. Am I supposed to give Diao Chan to him? No way!"

Zheng Feng: Indeed

I will allow the rest of you to leave, but Diao Chan must stay." said Zhang Liao

"You must go back and find Zhang Liao, who is in trouble. Zhang Liao is my buddy, and I need to confirm that he is safe before I return the Red Hare," said Guan Yu

Zheng Feng: When releasing Lü Bu, also take the opportunity to employ some tactics of sowing discord

Indeed, Guan Yu gave a glance to Zhang Fei and the others, protecting Diao Chan as they charged towards the city gate

One thousand armored soldiers charged forward, led by a broad-faced general

Zheng Feng was furious, damn Lü Bu, truly unaware of his own mortality. In the future, when competing for supremacy in the Three Kingdoms, you will be the first to be eliminated.

As the fight commenced, Lü Bu felt a sense of foreboding; this opponent was rather formidable. Not only was he immensely strong, but his two iron halberds surprisingly countered the Fangtianhua halberd. The two sides engaged in a hundred exchanges, with neither achieving victory.

Lü Bu: Demon, for Diao Chan, what is a deity worth?

Guan Yu: Is it true?

Zheng Feng: Do not haggle, offending the deities brings no benefits

Guan Yu: A gentleman does not take away what others cherish

Zheng Feng secretly instructed Guan Yu to let Dian Wei go into battle

Not a single one can leave said a resounding voice

Guan Yu and the others, upon seeing Lü Bu in captivity, immediately returned to bind him up and even cleaned the cow dung off him, as that lump of dung was exceedingly foul

We four will stay behind to prepare to support Zhang Liao. By the way, inform elder brother that Zhang Liao will soon be one of us said Guan Yu with a smile as he stroked his beard

Zheng Feng: Intelligent

Lü Bu, wielding the Fangtianhua halberd and riding the Red Hare, galloped forward with great speed

Guan Yu: Abandoning my sister-in-law and not caring? Do you think I would do something like that?

Zheng Feng was anxious; with thousands of troops charging forward, would the Five Tiger Generals still have their lives?

Lü Bu: Guan Yu can be let go, but Diao Chan cannot be allowed to leave

WeChat has popped up a notification: Successfully sent cow dung emoji, cost 50 taels of gold

"Little brother, I will not make things difficult for you. I will stay behind and let them leave," said Guan Yu

Guan Yu: Letting Lü Bu go like this left all the brothers feeling unsatisfied

Lü Bu saw a robust man of no notable reputation stepping forward, feeling somewhat disdainful

What should be done? Zheng Feng is also at a loss, anxiously pacing back and forth.

Zheng Feng: Let him keep the Red Hare horse

Unable to subdue Dian Wei, Lü Bu feels somewhat anxious, worried that Guan Yu might lead Diao Chan to break out. It is also uncertain whether Zhang Liao will intervene.

In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Dian Wei, while intoxicated and unarmed, single-handedly fought against a troop led by Zhang Xiu, demonstrating a strength that could easily rival that of Lü Bu

Upon opening the video chat with Lü Bu, I saw a tall and mighty general, precisely as described in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Zhang Liao did not obstruct and silently made way

Guan Yu instructed Zhao Yun to swiftly escort Diao Chan back to the plains

Lü Bu was taken aback, unsure of the situation

Lü Bu, momentarily distracted, was seized by the opportunity presented by Dian Wei, who struck his chest armor with a spear, knocking him off his horse

Zheng Feng calculated that neither Guan Yu nor Zhang Fei were a match for Lü Bu, and that Tai Shici and Zhao Yun would most likely also be unable to win. Among the Five Tiger Generals, only Dian Wei remained.

To capture Guan Yu? How ungrateful

Lu Bu laughed heartily, saying that the last time he lost was to the combined forces of Liu, Guan, and Zhang. How could a single Guan Yu possibly be his opponent? This Guan Yu is truly amusing, and he immediately expressed his agreement.

Zheng Feng: How dare you, Dong Zhuo is weak, Cao Cao is strong, your elder brother is in danger

With the appearance of Zhang Liao, Zheng Feng realized that he could no longer save Diao Chan, but it was not necessary for all five Tiger Generals to be ensnared as well. As long as the green mountains remain, one need not fear the absence of firewood

Zheng Feng: First, let Zhao Yun take my wife to the plains, and be sure to attend to her well

Tai Shici was swift; he nocked an arrow to his bow and shot in one fluid motion, severing Zhang Liao's treasured sword with a single shot

Zheng Feng has been closely monitoring Guan Yu's WeChat, and all of Guan Yu's actions are under his control

Zheng Feng laughed heartily, realizing that WeChat has a secret weapon; even sending a lump of excrement is so impressive, let alone sending a lightning bolt. It seems that in the Three Kingdoms, the most formidable warrior is not Lü Bu, but rather Zheng the Immortal.

He quickly found Lü Bu's WeChat friend request, as it was necessary to have a conversation with him

Zheng Feng repeated several times before Lü Bu finally understood

As Lü Bu saw Guan Yu and the others surrounded, he was feeling quite pleased with himself when suddenly he heard the phrase "bastard" in his ear, followed by a lump of cow dung falling from the sky, landing squarely on his shoulder

"No!" Guan Yu exclaimed